I forgot to mention my tool of the day. Award goes to the dirtbag sitting behind me non-revving from dca to clt the other day. We divert to Raleigh for Tstorms and he's "F this and F that". Real classy.
Land in CLT, after listening to more swearing about how he was wronged and how much Airways sucks, and he actually stands up and starts yelling and hollering at the people seated in rows before him to get out of the way he has a flight to catch. Amusingly, some elderly women in front of him told him to shut his piehole and wait his turn. I'd love to meet the fine employee who lets a dbag like that travel for free representing them.