Where shall I start?
After a brief but stellar stint at Starfleet Academy which included my unbreakable record of being the only Cadet to defeat the Kobiyashi Maru simulator, I was commissioned Lieutenant on the USS Farragut. While dazzling the "Brass" with my utter disregard for the "Prime Directive" they finally saw fit to promote me to Captain. After conquering numerous enemies and a few green Orion slave girls if you know what I mean.... I was eventually promoted to Admiral.
Life as an Admiral didn't really suit my wandering ways or eyes! So I embarked on a career in law enforcement working alongside that guy from Grease 2 and Tommy Lee and Richie Sambora's chick. After retiring form the LCPD force and collecting my pension, I enrolled in law school and found some work in Boston.
Along the way I dabbled in advertising doing some spots for an online travel company along with my evil twin.
I could go on and on but no one likes a braggart.
So here I am!