Pinnacle pilots are telling very senior Delta Captains that "we already have seniority numbers" and "we will be flying next to you." Apparently, they've already got it all worked out and only need to show up, accept their entitlement and be given a hat to lose.

Next time I fly with a senior "haven't seen my mailbox in 10 years" commuter, I'm going to fall right into line; "Dude, yeah check it, flew a CRJ until three weeks ago and then like this download showed up in my box. You must be doing my IOE, so that's cool, light beer in a can is cool."