This has to be one of the funniest posts.....I appreciate you for providing some humor at your expense......but seriously, unfortunately we're all pretty much in the same boat and have been waiting many moons for a call. Actually It would be pretty funny if after we give you crap you get a call and hired....Now that would be some karma........and if you did, all kidding aside we would wish you the best and ask for a LOR...lol....