Did not get to enter commentary ... just wait until your kid(s) get older. When you hear "I've got to poo poo" you have two choices:
- Run like your hair is on fire
- Wait 3 minutes and hear "in my pants." At that point you've become a bad father & your wife tells her friends she can't trust you with the kids while you scrape poo off of whatever it has become crusted on and do laundry.