Originally Posted by FlyZ

I'm writing an ALPA dictionary if anyone wants to contribute:
"opportunity": the chance to make something worse
"not in a hurry": hair on fire, must be done tomorrow whether it's good or not
"negotiation": giving up one thing to get something less
"make no mistake": the next thing I say will probably be untrue
"no": negative, but not to be used in conversations with management
"management": the future employment of ALPA presidents
"poker": terrible analogy for a contract survey
"significant": in keeping with the US Consumer Price Index
"profit sharing": sharing our profits with management, used to acquire "raises" in "negotiation" (see above)

What am I missing?