Originally Posted by
TheBaron
Lighten up Francis!
I'm tired of seeing some tubby old pork chop parading around AOC in his USMC lanyard. If you're not still able to run a 300 PFT (and you can't) hang it up and put on your ALPA lanyard. I don't need a lanyard to remind me that I am (was) a Marine. Same goes for all you girly men that were in the Air Force and Navy.
Wait... If I eat pork chops, can't run and my cholesterol is 300, do I wear the hat? If I put the pork chop in tinfoil on my head, does that count? Should I hang the pork chop from my ALPA lanyard? Do I attach it with the pin?
I'm confused
