It's why one day sitting in a long line for takeoff the Captain and I figured out if airliners were women, what kind of women would they be? We figured the E120 was a 17 year old jailbait short cheerleader type. She looked great, she's fast
, you feel kind of hot under the collar with her, she has a ton of issues and would wear you out with her attitude... but if anyone ever caught you with her, you're going to jail.
Funny, one of my Bro captains and I just had this same conversation. Only we decided the 120 is more like a rough 'n' ready cougar, like a Harley girl with that whisky-and-cigarettes raspy voice. On autopilot, and she doesn't do what's in the box, you have to give her the backhand and say, "No. You're going THIS way." Likes it a little rough.
Tho the 17-yr old comparison does apply to her wanting a lot of your attention. A real trim ho. Always wants your hands on her.
