I was flying with Bill once and this FA comes up to the cockpit to mention she is jumpseating. Bill says to her "spin around" so he can give her the once over...only hanky Panke could get away with that stuff.

He was telling me this story of how he set up this water balloon launcher on his deck, but he used it to launch potatoes at his neighbors house.

Nobody could keep you laughing harder and longer than him on a transcon.