Originally Posted by
ExAF
The large man in the center seat next to me in the window seat while deadheading. Large enough to spill over both sides of his seat and figured it was OK to wear shorts and a tank top shirt so his very hairy arms, shoulder and legs could rub against you while he invaded the space of the seats on either side.

At least he didn't stink.

I felt so slimed after that flight.

I sat next to the female version of your apeman once...a full cellphone length of blubber on my side of the armrest. Anyway, let's hope they don't randomly meet and get all sparkly eyed.