Just after Trans States started flying UAX flights into ORD:

ATC: Waterski XXXX, right turn, taxi Bravo Echo runway 4L

Waterski: Roger, taxi Bravo, Echo 4L
( they then make the right turn onto A instead of B and they find themselves nose to nose with a AA 777 under tow from the hanger)

Waterski: Uh, Waterski, uh, we made the right onto A, what would you like us to do?

ATC: I want you to go away....but that is not going to happen, now is it?