Disgusting? Really? Actually, grits by themselves are pretty tasteless... meaning without flavor. Hard to call that "disgusting". but to each his own. Besides that is only a warm up question. Here's a no kidding pass/fail, and I ain't giving the answer.

What is the plural of ya'll?

Oh and where's that "all your bases be mine" thingy? There are no "North" bases anymore. (Only yankee bases)

And one more thing... The proper name of that little conflagration is The War of Northern Aggression.