In the 777 all of our screens are touch screens...Apparently.

They don't work, but they sure do have a lot of fingerprints.

A few months ago, someone started stocking some screen cleaner in the side cubbyholes. I tried to clean a screen with it, but the cleaner hardened like gooey syrup as soon as it touched the screen. So, I wipe away at it with a paper towel and now my whole screen is a gooey messy blob of fingerprint residue, paper towel shreds and syrup...brilliant.