Originally Posted by Magenta Line

Trouser,

Your poor attempt at an egregious display of bribery towards a fellow aviator just for a meet and greet needs counsel.

There was no mention of mass quantities of alchohol to be consumed, belching, scratching, or singing on this fishing trip. Much less any mention of loose and lewd women. Certainly, there would be stories of yore about embellished piloting skillz, "I was there..." personal accounts of outstanding personal achievements, general jibes at the guys in management, and naturally, greatly exaggerated fishing tales from Northern Lights territories.

You started well my son, but to be in the 'bigs', you must include these bastions and institutions of professional pilotage in any crass attempt to curry favor and peddle influence.

Carry on.....