Who says you have to go see a doctor when sick? A fellow pilot?? Can I get some investment advice while you are at it? What happened to staying in bed and eating soup. YGBSM!!

How about I head to my local Walgreens, purchase over the counter Sudafed directly from the pharmacist (a healthcare professional who practices pharmacy). Take a picture of the box and the receipt after highlighting the date, then email that picture to the PAC with my handy dandy IPad when requested. Geez.

Oh and if you call in sick over Christmas, the new procedure is to buy your doctor a ticket, within the accepted fare of course, to Memphis to testify. You can monitor the testimony through the new glass partition separating ops from black ops.