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This brings up something I would love to ask senior management. I have a idea for new hire FA's. Since we need to hire 1500 next year perhaps we could judge their attention to detail by having them wash airplanes. We could set up a wash bay next to the southwest gates to redirect attention from their bags fly free campaign. The effort and attention to detail to could be evaluated by fellow employees willing to help delta with this difficult detail (I would be willing to volunteer my 3 hour sit to judge and INSPECT) The company wins by saving precious fuel with clean airplanes and senior management gets their bonus! Anybody see a downside?

It's fail proof! All YouTube royalties go to the pilot beer fund held annually at lake Havasu during college spring break. It's a tax deduction as we are there looking for new plane washers... I mean FA's