I think if I ever ended up crapping my pants at work, it would be the end for me. You would be reminded of that awful day for the rest of your miserable career. I bet people would constantly be trying to screw with you. No one would ever forget about the Capt/FO that crapped his pants. You would be forced to retire. I wonder if any 60+ year old United guys have to wear diapers/Depends yet.