1. My first flight in Korea way back when. Every unit was given an alotment of beer twice a year for parties (that would be a big no no now days), and I was assigned to pick up our load of Heinekens from headquarters in Seoul. Pulled out the seats and flew our helicopter with one crew chief so we could fit it all. The CO wanted to know why a few cases were light... duh!
2. Same deployment in Korea. The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders... need I say more?
3. Same deployment in Korea. Pat Schroeder. Crew chief wanted to loosen her seat belt and have us go into a sharp turn with the doors open. It was tempting. Exact opposite of #2.
4. Flew a Kuwaiti diplomat to an undisclosed location in Iraq with ALOT of money to help the rebuilding. Like he would have missed a couple hundred G.