Thread: Tool of the day
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Old 12-12-2013 | 05:19 PM
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Originally Posted by VGerect
Tool of the Day

Early am flight from YOW back to DTW, I'm half asleep and on my first cup of coffee in cruise. Suddenly the most god awful smell crawls around my newspaper, the Captain has decided to open a can of tuna fish and start eating it for breakfast at 6:30am...A little warning would have been nice.

Same guy had his passenger PA briefing printed and laminated on a card, it was the dorky-est thing I've ever heard. "Relax and prepare to be spoiled by FA-**** while we finish programming the various computers" Holy crap batman it's an RJ not the space shuttle.
I think there was a reward for anyone that could steal it from him.

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Someone should try and replace his lamented briefing card with one that has a few well-mannered alterations.

It'd be funny to see if he reads it or not. Kind of like slipping in inappropriate words in a TelePrompTer.
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