Better get the 5th off, too! That's my son's one year bday party. Nobody's happy if mama ain't happy. (my son doesn't care- my cell phone or a dog toy on the floor and that might as well be a million dollars suddenly in his reach)

I'm flying with an AU guy this trip. We've been eyeing each other suspiciously the entire time. I DONT TRUST HIM.

Now Purple Rain is stuck in my head. I hate you ftb.