Originally Posted by dckozak

You work so seldom that I'm more likely to be hit by an asteroid than the two of us actually working at the same time.
The fact that you are working at all, is indicative that the system is in a major state of chaos and they are scrambling around to find anyone to cover out of position aircraft. We will consider that things are on the mend when you are safely put away until another "once in a lifetime" event!