Originally Posted by
80ktsClamp
Nailed it, Bar!
Now I have a toddler... amazing how much more complicated things get when they are becoming more mobile and coordinated enough to get into whatever their curiosity desires! Soon will come the car and college...
Hah, just wait until two (no kidding she was barely 26 months old) when they join the debate team ....
Kid ... I want BAGELS,.. BAGELS BAGELS BAGLS
Mommy ... eat grapes
Kid ... raisins are grapes, I want raisins, prease
Mommy ... OK, you can eat raisins
Kid ... you know, bagels have raisins in them, so I can have bagels? BAGEL
Daddy ... honey, she won that one, give her a bagel
But the worst was last week when I was awaken with
Kid ... I want SEX
Dad ... Whut?
Kid ... I want SEX for breakfast
Dad ... (stunned, apoplexic) Whut?
Mommy ... we are going to take her out of that pre-school, I'm calling the teacher, yakity yakity ......
Kid ... Honey Nut CHEX, you know, cereal
Dad ... heart starts beating again ... calm down honey, it's just breakfast cereal.