Originally Posted by Bucking Bar

Hah, just wait until two (no kidding she was barely 26 months old) when they join the debate team ....

Kid ... I want BAGELS,.. BAGELS BAGELS BAGLS
Mommy ... eat grapes
Kid ... raisins are grapes, I want raisins, prease
Mommy ... OK, you can eat raisins
Kid ... you know, bagels have raisins in them, so I can have bagels? BAGEL
Daddy ... honey, she won that one, give her a bagel

But the worst was last week when I was awaken with

Kid ... I want SEX
Dad ... Whut?
Kid ... I want SEX for breakfast
Dad ... (stunned, apoplexic) Whut?
Mommy ... we are going to take her out of that pre-school, I'm calling the teacher, yakity yakity ......
Kid ... Honey Nut CHEX, you know, cereal
Dad ... heart starts beating again ... calm down honey, it's just breakfast cereal.