Originally Posted by
Wilbur Wright
Back me up on this Timbo. With a son, you have one penis to worry about. With a daughter, you have worry about all the penises!
That's a fact, Jack!
Unfortunately, my 20yr. old son's penis appears to be ingrown, right between his ears!
With my three daughters, I worry about all the other -dick for brains- boys out there!
I'm glad I was never like that when I was young!
Here's what I've been telling my three girls since they were about 13:
Remember, all men are lying PIGS! Stay away from them! They only want ONE THING!!