AirHoss:

United was awesome! They never had any problems, ever. It was kinda like the magic kingdom. Maybe you should just go up to ORD and just explain this to all the CAL managers. I mean, up in ORD all the United people are gone now, right. Just CAL people running the show.

Attention all United Pilots: Please stay away from the guppy. We at CAL do not want to fly with you guys. Thank you