Originally Posted by MaydayMark

I assume this question is asked in jest?

FedEx and UPS pilots hope to "grow up" and get a job with a "real" passenger carrying airline so that we can take a MAJOR cut in both pay and benefits (most pax carriers pilot contracts were written in Bankruptcy Court).

I look forward to having to deal with whiney Flight Attendants and passengers.

I look forward not having to pay attention to scheduled departure/arrival times

I look forward to having to worry if my next paycheck will arrive.

And mostly ... I'm looking forward to getting to land at the wrong airport!*?

Maybe one day I'll be able to get a "real" airline job?