All this talk about pilots and parties... I have a great story!
I was at my wife's high school reunion which was at a hotel. I was hanging out at a table enjoying a free beer while my wife was hanging out with her friends. From across the room, I see a guy in a pilot uniform! I thought that was kind of odd. But I gave him the benefit of the doubt and thought he may be on a layover. I decided to walk on over and strike up a conversation. If flew at Skywest at the time, and I didn't recognize his uniform.
Me: Hi. How's it going? You a pilot?
Him: Yep.
Me: Who do you fly for?
Him: Skywest.
Me: Really? Southwest?
Him: No. Skywest.
Me: Skyway?
Him: No. SKYWEST!
Me: (Enjoying this way too much) Skywalk?
Him: (Getting frustrated) NO! SKYWEST!
Me: Do you mean the Skywest in St. George, Utah that flies for United and Delta?
Him: Yep!
Me: That's odd... I'm a pilot for Skywest and that's NOT our uniform.
It was SOOOO classic! Turns out the guy had a class date a couple weeks in the future and decided to wear a pilot uniform to his 10 year high school reunion. He didn't plan on a Skywest pilot being there! Funny stuff!