I've finally figured out the whaaaahmaster.
He just can't keep a job - or his "seat."
Man, it's gotta be tough leaning all those new "kompany procedures."
You just keep thinking that your captain seat at Value Jet was worth something. It's wasn't. Obviously.
You must be the FAT dude on the Jumpseat playing candy crush on his phone the whole flight whilst making mental notes to complain about the taxi technique - because you know better after 4 airlines.
GMAFB