Great find...the quality was never great, even when this was new...but it is still hilarious.
I can't find the "Warthawgs don't go fast" song, either. This is a self-deprecating song that came out about the same time as the previous video. Here are the lyrics, though:
Hello!
My name is Joe,
I fly Warthogs.
Don't go too fast...
I ain't awed,
By your burners as ya' pass.
I'm a yankin' and bankin',
Killin' commies in their tanks.
I'm lining up on a tank,
What a world of hurt he's in.
He'll be a crispy critter,
I hope he don't check right and extend.
(CHORUS)
"Warthogs don't go fast,
I ain't awed by your burners when ya pass.
SNORT!
I'm a yankin' and bankin',
Killin' commies in their tanks."
High charts, high approaches,
And that 'High Flight' poetry,
I don't need for sendin' Ivan to the infirmary.
(CHORUS)
I gotta tank in my six,
Can't shake him, whatta I do?!?
Speed brakes! Hard turn!
I'll kill him when he overshoots.
(CHORUS)
A no-notice check,
The SEFE sings the same old song.
So he finds a ground cord,
And plugs it in and runs along.
(CHORUS)
Don't need speed,
To make Ivan surrender.
I don't need an airspeed meter,
'Cause I got a calendar.
(CHORUS)
A Warthog joined the Navy,
For a test a while ago.
They put a hook on the front,
And they snagged it from below.
(CHORUS)
Warthogs.
Warthogs.
Warthogs...
(I first saw these around 1985. I'd love to know who actually made these videos.)