Originally Posted by forgot to bid

Well, not sure if this would work or not but you can try the old Bart Simpson gag. Take dads beer can, or in this case Timbo's beer, and walk down to the nearest paint store (or Euro white paint store if that's all you got) and put the beer on the shaker thing.

Leave it. I think for like a week, or whatever you got. Then turn up the heat in his hotel room until he finally decides he wants a beer...

And we're all 1 number more senior than we were yesterday. If this works as planned, I'm at least 2-3 numbers more senior.