Originally Posted by Timbo

Dude, how many times I got to tell you...

NO PICTURES!!

(that's a typical 777 crew in the briefing cubicle, just after we've settled who's getting the landing!)

The guy with the cigarette (a senior F/O) is about to say, "Yeah? So who's landing NOW? Get up Beoch! YOU are doing the breaks, AND the chart! You got a problem with that?"