I was making a mockery out of that whole mentality.

I know what goes on in the cockpit. And yes, you don't want to fly with a stiff. I get it.

My point is, you're not going to correctly evaluate that at an interview setting. Behind closed doors, you're going to be amused about the way I banged my girlfriend the other night while my wife was home taking care of the kids. At an interview, that's just not going to fly.