I hope it doesn't land on Guam. A plane that size would capsize the crap out of a small island like that.

Honestly I think it just got lost. I mean most U.S. Americans don't even have maps.

I love cats. I love every kind of cats. I just want to hug them all, but I can't; can't hug every cat.

Props to the J-schools of the world though, srsly. They are cranking out some super great stuff right now.