Classic and hilarious response! There's another spin to this however. Have you considered that you're too qualified? It might sound ridiculous to hear that but SWA had a real retention problem from 98-00 and I believe this problem will be resurfacing soon. Every other week I fly with FOs who tell me they're poised to bail when Delta calls. With the time you have you're ripe for Delta, UAL, AA, UPS etc. Just a thought.