You had one of those flights too? How coincidental. How was it?

As for mine, it was hard to tell whether there really were APC'ers on board, and since this is an anonymous forum after all, how would I know?

It was just a suspicion, call it a hunch.
We weren't full, no volunteers, but I heard Deadhead's name a bunch.

Girls fussed over the security of their under-cleavage.
RJ drivers ogled, but just underage.
It was not just sexual tension: Sierra Nevada hung in the air.
That, and perspiration.

Some of us forgot to bathe.

Someone tried to order a salad.
Someone had too much, asked for the bar.
One girl called another a timbo.

Elsewhere a wicked argument began:
"It's they're, not there, you moron"
"Your stupid, than", and it was on!
And so the shiznit hit the fan.
Another fight, in slow-motion.

I almost got into the brawl.

Overhead an eagle flew.
southwest.
I hate Southwest.
In the darkness, a kitten hissed.

...

Eerie. Just weird.