Can't ever get enough of WHACKMASTER.

Two observations: he's in the same boat as Napolean and the Wizard of Oz with a severe self esteem problem. It's sad that he couldn't get hired at SWA and now he's ****ed to be acquired. It's the same that he tells everyone how great it is at all of the other airlines--but doesn't have the will or ability to go to one of those airlines himself. It's a shame since that would make everyone happy.