Originally Posted by
forgot to bid
what if the aliens are hot women?
see I imagine a race of alien women that misunderstood hydraulic fluid to be more important than electricity and cellphone signals. So they come and suck all the hydraulic fluid away, but, we have the maddog and fight back.
It is more that the designers at Douglas fell into sin and depravity. The creator decided to with hold his air from their wings so that all would perish, but Pratt and Whitney was sent to save Douglas from it's sin. Only through the sacrifice of Pratt and Whitney by fire and smoke is the creator sufficiently pleased to allow Douglas to continue to besmirch aviation.
(yeah, just watched Noah...)