I once had my FO wet his pants when I was taxiing my venerable DC8 down the old SEL cargo ramp, and I said "too bad there's no money in freight" to a higher level UPS non-pilot bean-counting mangler sitting in my jumpseat.

It's a visual joke, the SEL cargo ramp was COVERED in 747-400s and MD11s. My long narrow-body douglo-saurus looked tiny...