"Originally placed in prison to signify that the bearer was owned by a fellow prisoner. In prison terms "there *****." (sic) The tear drop signifies that pain and humiliation one would feel after being "turned out" in prison. The tattoo is placed on the face to further humiliate the victim and mark them in a place where they could not cover the mark." Urban Dictionary

I vote against tattoo tears. Fanny packs... not so much. We could chew on tooth pics since they don't make candy cigarettes anymore.