Originally Posted by
freeflybreeze
If a jumper pulls your ignition keys, when you get on the ground, punch him in the face and then rat him out to the DZ owner because he just shock cooled that engine way bad.
This was my first thought as well. Once on the ground I'd be outta that airplane and in his face faster than you could count to 10. And not because I was concerned about damage to the engine.
I just got hired by a DZ as well, but thankfully their airplanes don't have keys for ignition.