I saw [80ktsclamp real name] push old lady in wheelchair into the wall of the jetway. And tell a little girl Santa Claus is not real but the Easter bunny is real... but that he hit the bunny with the plane the other day and went on to explain how long the bunny stayed squished to the tire.

After 80 left I went over and told the old lady and the little girl that I am very sorry that Southwest pilot did that but dont worry I am a Delta pilot and I am here to rescue you.

I deserve a Delta bucks credit card.