Originally Posted by
Humboldt
"This is a public service announcement (with guitars)."
If you happen to be a senior FO at LAX, just imagine for a moment, all the extra $$$$ you can put in your backpack if you bid CAPT in DTW or ATL now!
There are 5 direct flights each day, including a red-eye to DTW and 10 flights to ATL, including 2 red-eyes.
All this and more, could be yours, the price IS right.
And while we are at it, senior CAPT's in L.A., just imagine yourself behind the wheel of a large airplane. The 747 and 777 are calling your name.
Just think about it, you'll be thanking me later.
wha?? no no no. Atlanta is a dumpster fire. stay out. brown nosers. apu sherrif. hat sheriff. sick call sheriff. SIDA sheriff. seniority sheriff.
are your shoes shined every few hours? did your kids have a 4.2 gpa at a local Fayette County school while simutaneously being elected to Homecoming court and being recruited by UGA for football or cheerleading? do you have a golf cart? when you were at THE Academy did people often tell you that you were incredibly anal?
if your answer is no to any of these, bid DTW.
Mecca is sucka. (does not apply to 2008 or later model new hires)
/perpetuating stereotypes for personal gain