HAHAHAHA! That's golden! I'll have to second what everyone else has said. MDW is a party house and has some awesome/fun people. Awesome base. LAS has wild crews (as in loves to have fun), great stuff outside of the strip and then there's the strip....but it gets old after a short while. It's relatively cheap to live and there's a badass zip lining place north of the city. DEN is very nice but expensive to live. It's a very chill place. It doesn't seem as if Denver has much of a party atmosphere like the two previous but it's a great place/base nonetheless. Plenty of skiing, hiking and who can beat the view/landscape. Best of luck to you.