Bug,

Totally missed the sarchasm. (the gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it)

Sad to say, what you posted sounds similar to some of the drivel posted on this site by Marvins. Particularly one from Houston who shows up every few months and tosses out incendiary stink bombs. Hence my leap.

I've flown with everyone you mentioned. Keep up the good work.