Just giving you a hard time .
I've been to Dubai a couple times, and always suggest to folks who are eager to make the jump, if you've never been to Dubai, spend a few days with your girlfriend, to see if you get the warm and fuzzies. About the GF, I don't want to spread untrue rumors, so maybe someone else can clarify, but living with the opposite sex while unwed might cause you serious problems. There are a few guys that post on here that are very knowledgeable of all things middle east.