Originally Posted by
jungle
Really, just front me the 45k or so to equip your legions with this powerful JU-JU and I will promise a contract in less than three years or maybe refund your money. I can order them from China and deliver most quickly. It will show you are ready to do the little things because unity is 51-60% on the average contract. Act now before it is too late!
STOP IT!!!! This is serious shizzle, and shouldn't be injected with humorous wit.