Originally Posted by
gloopy
Its way better to just make up where you're based anyway. Sheboygan, WI is always a crowd pleaser, as is Ashtabula, Ohio and Loganville, Georgia.
But I never use Kalamazoo. That's the universal safe word.
lol
If you want to see hilarity ensue, just say "welcome to (insert wrong city here)." Now THAT gets pax attention!