Originally Posted by
scambo1
I saw this Dal 75 tapping an Eskimo 737 somewhere. I was gonna tag in, but ... What would my family think if they found out? Nah! Somebody slap me.
In a Simpsons episode Marge and Homer took the kids to a dog track. Their dog, a greyhound named Santas Little Helper, got on the track and began chasing another greyhound, a female.
He wasn't racing, he had something else planned. They didn't show it but they showed Bart and Lisa's confused faces.
Lisa: What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog?
Marge: Uh oh...
Bart: It looks he's trying to jump over her, but he can't quite make it.
On that note...