Originally Posted by
citxls
I'm horrible. I'd look like such a fool trying to taxi and park at a gate with limited steering through the pedals. Tiller would help a tad.

I'd slide to the left, after I landed, from my normal seat.
I know for a fact that all of my F/O's could handle this scenario, even without Chuck Norris' help. I've been training them for years, by pretending to be incapacitated, on every leg!
In fact, in my initial briefing I tell them, "When it's your leg, you do everything. When it's my leg, you do everything. And don't let me wake up and catch you reading!"