RhinoPherret

Yep.
I wonder what other types of fun filled hobbies this fine upstanding member of society has besides this one.

Dear Rhodes Scholar (with a laser pointer),
Step right up genius. You just won an all expenses paid trip into the Federal prison system. Quite an accomplishment (assuming you are not already a regular participant within our fine criminal justice system). Fear not though. There are plenty of fun filled hobbies for you to participate in while in prison that should be right up your alley (so to speak).